The problem with stupid people…

Stupid people… Why do I have a problem with them?

Is it because they do stupid things? I don’t think so, because I do many stupid things.

Is it because they say stupid things? I also say many stupid things.

Real stupidity runs much deeper than this I feel.

I am going to talk about people on the internet who demonstrate classic symptoms and traits of fucking morons.

There are many places you can find these morons, for example they are the type of person that (when people used it) used MySpace as a competition to get lots of friends, of which they will never have more of a meaningful interaction with than saying: “Thanks for the add”.

Now I am not going to pretend that I never added anyone that I had no intention of speaking to there. In fact I had an alias that was building up thousands of friends (I think she had over 20,000 by the time I got bored of it all), but there was some reasoning behind this, which I shall explain another day.

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there are the people who like to write without ever using any punctuation it is way to much effort to press the buttons for commas and for apostrophes also they think that a full stop is totally useless but there is one piece of punctuation that they will use occasionally… the ellipsis… i know i am as guilty as anyone else for over use of the ellipsis but at least i know what its actual use is for and i will use it moderately correctly i am also trying to reduce my usage as i attempt to make my writings more coherent

The people who will respond to an argument by saying you mispelt that.

The peeple in an arguement who need to lern to speel

Grammar Nazis… You know who I mean. The person who will get all uppity, just because someone has said “your” instead of “you’re”.

Grammar idiots… they’re are thousands of them out their.

I just want to add, I have no problem with people having idiosyncrasies when it comes to writing or even the occasional error. In fact I don’t mind if people use all of the above techniques for destroying my ability to read and make sense of their thoughts, as long as overall it was worth my time and effort. Not being as efficient with a keyboard as some others is not a sign of a lack of intelligence; it is merely something that they could improve on in certain areas. No, the morons I am really talking about display a completely different special kind of stupidity.

Double Standards

These are the types of stupid people that really make my blood boil; people that have good educations but suppress everything that the libertarians they applaud worked for; the people who want sexual equality but then want to wrap women up in cotton wool; the self righteous types that are happy to victimise people that they think are wrong doers, unaware that they themselves are using their own prejudices as their defence; the people that always have an opinion on a subject, but will never substantiate their opinions; the people that are too close minded to ever look at something from a fresh perspective.

Others

And then there are those people that don’t fit into any of these categories… They are impossible to define… they just are stupid, moronic idiots!