when i was young

when i was young i drank
when i was young i took drugs
when i was young i smoked too much
when i was young i fucked the wrong girls

but i am still not old

Old age

Yeah, so I am getting older...

I know I am.

All I can say is bring it on.

You know why?

It is because I have realised that now there are twice as many attractive women as before!

When I was between the ages of 0 and 25, anything older than 22 was old and saggy and not very good looking! But I have since realised that it isn't so! Now at the grand old age of 27, yes 27, I now know that the older lady is beautiful!

But the bonus part of it all is there are still the beautiful young-uns!

Ok, I need to tidy this all up a bit. I am not about to go and find myself a glamourous granny or anything (although Suzi is 30), but all I am saying is that after having looked a bit further than the superfit 18 year olds (which I will always love), there is a reason all of my relationships didn't work...

Yeah, they were smart. I was never a fan of the dizzy birds. Yeah, they had great personalities and yes they were fit... but they were also still kids at heart. I mean ok, I am still a kid at heart.

but now i am a kid with... um, actually very few responsibilities, except for myself. Which is all good with me.

So to sum up...

Beautiful women are beautiful...

If you are one of them, keep it up!

If not...

um... I don't wanna be rude!


Apologies for the poor everything in this blog, I am tired and wanna go to bed, but I need to do the washing up before I sleep... (doe's that count as responsibility?)

इ don´टी हवे लॉन्ग!

why is this computer attempting to translate my script into arabic?

anyway... I have been away from technology for a few days and unable to make any new news... but i wanted to post something real quick, which I will update when I get the chance!

I have realised something...

I am getting old!